Surprise, Bitch

I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

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lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

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shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

(via standhaft)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via orangecatsandgiraffes)

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

(Source: birf, via fantaboy91)

teacher:

you need a 3 ring binder in my class

teacher:

*doesn't hole punch anything*

(Source: lacrimosaaaa, via mediocregrandma)

“Sometimes,
I wake up
at four in the morning
and taste smoke
in the back of my throat.

I swear to god,
you’re still burning
somewhere inside me.”

—   Solange  (via modestmgmtofficial)

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Anonymous said: Why are you so fucking gay? Like seriously. Jk love you :)

Well then